Classic porno movies

Seka blue ribbon blue Blue Ribbon Blue is a greatest hits of classic porn videos with a bit of dirty dissertation thrown in with the smut.  Even though it was released in the 21st century, the film was produced while the performers were still in action- long before they had legendary status for their retro porn movies.  It’s as though the film makers might have known in advance that they were making history.  Stars like Seka, Annette Haven, Sharon Mitchell, Veronica Hart, and many more make an appearance in the best of retro porn movies compilation.  Eric Edwards introduces the clips to make sure we are educated porn viewers.  We also get treated to a discourse on the words pussy and cock by Sharon Mitchell, using her body as a visual aid for their functions.  The stars make some great performances in places like the back of a pick-up truck.  The Blue Ribbon performers show why they are the best, utilizing every position and a lot of saliva.  Amazingly, one of the hottest scenes is a group jerk off session in which Annette Haven handles quite a lot of meat.  Blue Ribbon Blue is great if you want to find all the stars of classic porn videos in one film.

Sekas Fantasies Sekas Fantasies  is a staple for any retro DVDs collection.  Seka is at her iconic best as Fantasia, a woman who runs a fantasy service hotline which does housecalls to those in need of fulfillment.  The film starts out with Marge’s (Laura Lazare) husband taking off his wedding ring and leaving her for good.  Instead of getting upset, Marge puts in a call to Fantasia and inquires what to do now that she is single.  Fantasia decides that she will fullfil Marge’s dreams.  That’s about the extent of the plot standard to retro adult flicks.  After this, Seka takes us through some steamy sexual encounters.  Apparently, Marge’s fantasies include things like getting her hairy bush munches on and sucking cock until her pretty face is dripping with cum.  Seka is there to guide the newly-free woman in her escapades.  Most of the scenes take place in a mountain resort type place, complete with a jacuzzi.  When the girls head inside the house, there are plenty of tiger print rugs to fuck on top of.  There is a cast of stars from retro adult flicks including Chris Cassidy, Randy West, Crystal Dawn, plus a whole lot more.

Debbie Does Dallas For those who still haven’t seen Debbie Does Dallas, they are missing out on the most well known of all retro porn movies.  What makes this film so great is the fun plot.  Today’s porn pretty much lacks any sort of theme other than just fucking, but Debbie gives us a believable reason for all the kinky smut. The starlets are a group of high school cheerleaders who get the chance of their lifetimes: to join the Cowgirls, Dallas’s professional cheerleading team.  The only problem is that head cheerlead Debbie’s parents don’t approve of her career choice.  If Debbie wants to go to Dallas, she’s going to have to find the money herself!  The group of virginal girls are debating ways to get some quick cash.  Well, at least one of the girls has experience and teaches the others to give a blowjob using a banana.  The cheerleaders open up a ‘Teen Services’ company and what follows is a lot of naughty actions by young desperate girls.  Bambi Woods stars as Debbie alongside Georgette Sanders, Misty Winter and Arcadia Lake.  This 1978 film truly represents the Golden Age of retro porn movies.

With Love From Ginger Ginger Lynn made a lot of retro porn videos during her two year reign as smut goddess, but this film serves as her legacy.  The brunette babe from America’s heartland represents everything that we love about class porn videos.  Unlike other classic porn videos, the plotline doesn’t get to hokey in this film.  The theme is basically Ginger Lynn doing her best to please her men.  However, there is an announcer type guy who guides us through Ginger Lynn’s trampings.  You will love the sultry blowjob scenes with the 80’s music pumping in the background.  Her black-lined eyes glare right up at the camera while she suckles balls.  I think just about every sexual position gets utilized throughout the film, plus in the mandatory group orgies and lesbian scenes.  Ginger Lynn gives us another reason to love retro adult flicks in this one: she is wearing some really great leggings while getting fucked.  There is the entire 80’s fashion movement summed up on her calves, which are so nicely flailing in the air or doing squats on a cock:  torn black stockings, leg warmers, and bright colored socks.  Other legends of classic porn videos like Mark Wallice and Peter North also join in on getting loved by Ginger.

Looking For Mr Goodsex Joanna Storm plays Eve Deauville, a publisher of a woman’s magazine with a very difficult task.  For the Valentine’s Day issue, she wants to track down the ‘Hunk of the Month.’  But Eve wants more than just a stud; she needs a man who can fulfil her female readers’ dreams.  This man, of course, would be Mr. Goodsex.  To help with such a difficult task, Eve has called on a few colleagues who are also interested in finding the perfect man.  Taija Rae, Amber Lynn and Lois Ayres all join in on this sexcapade.  I’ve got to say that this really tops the funny plots from retro porn movies.  The girls truly believe that a man’s worth is measured by his cock and balls.  Other than the big bushes and natural breasts, nothing has changed about sex.  Everyone just wants a lot of passion and erotic kink.  The girls try out many different pricks in their lusty mission until, like Goldilocks, they find one that is just right.  As you’d expect, John Holmes is Mr. Goodsex.  Classic porn videos don’t get much better than these business sluts all desperate to find the right dick.